this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Couch. On fire.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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