Your dad touched me again.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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