He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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