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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.

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• (518): View more from New York

  They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!

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  It is literally 8 in the morning.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.

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