How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.