is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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