I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
MIDGETS
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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