you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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