so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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