That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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