I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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