She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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