somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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