i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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