It's just like the Real World with babies
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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