i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on