No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"