I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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