i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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