and she was petting her beer can
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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