Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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