Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
BRING THE BAGELS
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
