On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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