no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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