Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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