Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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