WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I love having hate sex.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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