I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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