I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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