i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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