Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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