ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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