yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Who died my cat blue again?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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