Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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