My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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