Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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