Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize