oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I think your dad took our porno
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?