I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND