Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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