she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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