Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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