I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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