Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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