I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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