I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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