My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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