I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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