Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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