road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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