Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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