Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Sorry about my life...
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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