The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.