yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
hey u leave my anime porn out of this