i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.