yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.