her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?